If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

Mason Cooley
Some Similar Quotes
  1. If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing... - Greg Behrendt

  2. I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact... - Greg Behrendt

  3. You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith. - Greg Behrendt

  4. Most of us have nicknames–annoying, endearing, embarrassing. But what about your true name? to respond when called. Ever wonder why?. - Vera Nazarian

  5. When you optimize your talents very well, you can pick money from people's pockets and nobody will ever get the guts to call you a thief. - Israelmore Ayivor

More Quotes By Mason Cooley
  1. Children pay little attention to their parents' teachings, but reproduce their characters faithfully

  2. Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.

  3. Rereading, we find a new book

  4. Was there little time between the invention of language and the coming of true and false?

  5. Truth can remain silent. Lies must be spoken.

Related Topics